- ashton: how many hot girls are in this
- mikey: if this isn't ninja turtles i don't care
- calum: is it acceptable to take my pants off in the theater
- luke: no calum keep your pants on and shush i'm watching the movie
- mikey: do they sell pizza here
- ashton: *giggles at sex scene*
- calum: fuck it i'm taking my pants off
- luke: you guys shut up calum there are children here
- calum: *runs around theater naked* ANARCHY
- mikey: this movie is boring can we go get pizza
- ashton: *runs around theater giggling*
- luke: *calls liz* mom can you come pick me up i'm scared
how many times have u looked at strangers and noticed small good things about them like “whoa the way their hair bounces is cute” “she has such nice eyelashes” “her hands look so soft” “those pants suit her well” etc?
so many random strangers. you have been one of those for so many other people too.
people do notice.
AND FINALLY CALUM’S LAUGH! I hope you liked it, and I hope you enjoyed all the others audiolaughingthing. Here you can find Luke’s laugh, Ashton’s laugh, and Michael’s laugh. obviously If you use it, credit me.
Ok so I started breaking myself away from the 5SOS fam a while ago and it’s not bc of the boys it’s bc my twitter feed is just
OH NO LUKE HEMMINGS FUCKED A SLUT
OH NO CALUM HAS A HICKY
and so on and so forth
all I see is girls crying, cutting, and wanting to kill them selfs because a horny…
if you wanna be my lover, you gotta deal with my
ANNOYING AND OBSESSIVE PERSONALITY
you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.
im so miserable but i laugh at everything
Has Leonardi DiCaprio been beautiful his entitle life or what.
if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire